Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 04, 2019

I think Lio owes the newspaper office a few dollars.

Anyone feel sorry for the news paper boy or girl?

He went straight in to look at “Pearls Before Swine”!!!

Priorities.

Lio, you know that’s not a gossip column?

Best way to start the day. Worry about the other stuff later.

Must have been one been one of Gary Larson’s snakes, those suckers eat everything.

Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow rider? Or FAST snake?????????

res ipsa loquitur

Lio must live somewhere in southern Florida. I understand pythons, anacondas, boas, and other constrictors originally bought as “pets” were released when they grew too large and seemed to be thriving in the wild.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Lio sells subscriptions to The Well-Read Reptile

These days adult males driving cares deliver news papers.

That would explain why I haven’t seen any paperboys (or -girls) lately….

He should have heeded the ‘Beware of Snake’ sign.

Good thing that’s a dying profession.