Joan: You had lunch with Phil today?
Wally: Burger.
Joan: How was it?
Wally: Medium-rare, just like I LIKE it.
Joan: I mean - how was PHIL?
Wally: He had a BLT.
Joan: What did you TALK about??
Wally: Talk?
My boyfriend came home and said “Rich and his wife had their baby.” “Was is a boy or a girl.” He looked at me shrugged “I don’t know.” By the way Rich is his friend.
Munch, crunch, chew, slurp
Throw in an occasional burp
To men, eating is a serious endeavor
No need for talk that’s profound or clever
Beer, brats and a hamburger too
Meaningful dialogue we eschew
If it’s gossip you want to know
Then somewhere else you must go
Idle chatter has its time and place
But it’s not when we’re feeding our face.
Guys are different then girls. For girls and women eatting means talking either about different foods or just gosip. Guys just want to eat. Reminds me of Dagwood his interest is in foods.
rayannina over 13 years ago
Joan, this was two GUYS having lunch!
i_am_the_jam over 13 years ago
Coming up tomorrow:
“No, we had lunch!”
remiles51 over 13 years ago
It’s so simple. Why doesn’t she get it?
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
I don’t like to talk at a meal either. I just like to eat and maybe do some work.
stormydaze over 13 years ago
not quite sure how to answer that question? Most times we are just curious as to what men talk about when we are not present, apparently lunch.
Kathleen Healey Premium Member over 13 years ago
My boyfriend came home and said “Rich and his wife had their baby.” “Was is a boy or a girl.” He looked at me shrugged “I don’t know.” By the way Rich is his friend.
wndrwrthg over 13 years ago
Munch, crunch, chew, slurp Throw in an occasional burp To men, eating is a serious endeavor No need for talk that’s profound or clever Beer, brats and a hamburger too Meaningful dialogue we eschew If it’s gossip you want to know Then somewhere else you must go Idle chatter has its time and place But it’s not when we’re feeding our face.
Colt9033 over 13 years ago
I think she was already crazy, guys think differiently than gals.
lightenup Premium Member over 13 years ago
The “conversation” went something like this:
“What’s up?”
“Not much”
“Pass the ketchup”
mblase75 over 13 years ago
Sometimes, it amazes me that Facebook was invented by a man.
joeylouie over 13 years ago
wndrwrthg….
Loved your little ditty! Clever.
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
Mothers constantly tell their kids, “Don’t talk with your mouth full!” They were just respecting their mothers’ instructions…
kab2rb over 13 years ago
Guys are different then girls. For girls and women eatting means talking either about different foods or just gosip. Guys just want to eat. Reminds me of Dagwood his interest is in foods.
aerwalt over 13 years ago
“I have no idea.” is my stock answer.
Drives her nuts.
Her questions do the same to me.
syke34 over 13 years ago
Talk what’s that?
rgcviper over 13 years ago
I like it, too, wndrwrthg!
WittWicked Premium Member over 13 years ago
Two guys having lunch the day after the Super Bowl, what do you think they talked about?