Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 17, 2019

Someday, Holly, you’re going to live in a house or an apartment by yourself were you’ll blame the eating habits and flatulence on nobody but yourself.

I like my garlic copious

The old SBD….

I wait for my weekly dose of Jan and all I get is a fart joke? I’m so disappointed.

Sometimes my older daughter acts just like Holly.

Dog farts are the worst.

I often get gassed by two dogs at once. One on both sides of me on the couch. One can curl my nose hairs, and they eat the same food!

Bad of both close by. Surprised today’s not on St. Patty’s day. When my husband eats crunch he is loud as he crunch mouth open.

As they say in old Éire, may the wind at your back never be yours.

Dog farts are DEADLY effective anti personnel devices! HAHA!!!

I drive my daughter crazy when I eat anything that requires intense mastication (like jerky or twizzlers). My jaw pops – VERY loudly. You can hear it about 6-10 ft away. She is autistic and sensitive to certain sounds and apparently, THAT is a noise that can trigger her. So I just make sure she is not around when I enjoy my snacks. It is also a good way to “send her to her room” – “HEY! I am going eat my Twizzlers!!” She goes and hides! LOL

best joke of the day!!! Happy St Patrick’s Day!!!

My older sister would carp at me for breathing too loud. No matter what I did back then, she hated me for it. We get along great now that we are adults. Sisters!

That’s a pretty disgusting cartoon. The news is so depressing so I read a cartoon to get a little relief and I get a dog farting.

With Muffin around, who needs a whoopee cushion?

Good boy.