Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 15, 2018

Looks like a hostage swap will be coming up soon.

Poor Agnes! Out of all the mice, she’s the one who really doesn’t deserve this. Not that I condone “revenge” anyway, but still…

Oh, poor Elvis paw with a red star of pain. If he wouldn’t slice me to ribbons, I’d pick him up and hug him.

Lupin is (smugly and showing toe beans) correct – women can be jerks.

Oh my gouda, indeed! (One of my all time favorite BCN exclamations.)

Where on earth did Natasha get that tiny compact/mirror? I’m assuming the teeny tiny lip stick is one of those samples the Avon lady used to give out.

BN’s Live Coverage of the Buzzy Mouse hostage crisis continues after a failed attempt to free the imprisoned Buzzy. Stay tuned for further developments as there is news of a possible break in the situation.

Well look who smeared her lipstick! Still not smiling are you Natasha?

“Agnes Held Hostage”. Day one on BCN World News Tonight, guest correspondent Ted Koppel reporting.

Aw, poor Puck having second thoughts, and poor Elvis, wounded in the line of duty for Friendship and Journalism.

(Also, I must admit I did a little raised-fist “yeah!” to see Lupin’s casual “a woman can be whatever she wants” – including a jerk – line make it into the remastered broadcast! That casual little upturned paw is so cute… Despite the seriousness of the Great Buzzy Mouse Hostage Crisis, Lupin is having so much fun.)

Poor Pucky, his cricket is getting to him.

I feel really bad for Agnes. She just wants Puck to be happy again.

Agnes knows she is doomed.

Puck does not like holding Agnes hostage, even though he doesn’t know her. Boys, don’t start playing with her, please!

Pucky looks all kinds of concerned in the last panel. And poor, frightened Agnes….

Put your hand on the nape of your neck, mirror Puck’s expression and see what emotions come up. Georgia is a genius.

OH MY GOUDA! At last my favourite catchphrase!

Poor Puck! Poor Agnes! Poor Buzzy! Somebody do something constructive!

Is Agnes now a catptive?

Now we both have something the other wants. Let’s talk!

Agnes looks so scared.

Happy Caturday XXX

Lupin was very French in my head when he said, “A woman can be whatever she wants.”

It is always the more innocent, the gentlest, that suffer the most when discord and violence enter the picture. For they do not want to be mean, and would just like for everyone to get along.

I feel sorry for Agnes, she wasn’t into the whole Buzzy Mouse Hostage deal and now she’s been bashed by a cookie tin and is at the mercy of the cats. Lookie her shaking!!!

“A woman can be whatever she wants.” That Lupin is a Good Boy. They are all Good Boys, but Lupin should get an extra treat today!

Good morning and happy Caturday, orbsters and orbabies! Poor little Agnes, the gentlest of the robber mice. Hopefully the situation can be negotiated peacefully, without further damage to anybody.

I’m taking my daughter out to lunch today at our favourite Japanese restaurant, a celebration of both our birthdays (mine November 23, and hers December 13). We will toast each other with sake and gorge on sushi and sashimi!

Poor Agnes. And she didn’t even want to do this to begin with!

Skykey??

Is Elvis missing a foot, or is it behind the tin?

What’s that on the striped cover that Lupin’s holding? Is that what’s left of the green bow that used to be on top?

Puck’s hunting instinct is crushed by empathy.

The only greater doom than Agnes … or Robin … can imagine is happening at our home this weekend. My MIL (my FIL … actually, I suppose, my stepfather-in-law … passed a couple of years ago) arrives on Sunday. And then the Woman’s MIL and FIL arrive on Tuesday. Great for the Boy … all grandparents gathered in one place to spoil him. But there’s a reason I’m hiding at work right now.

Poor Agnes, shivering in a little ball of fear. Don’t worry, the guys won’t hurt you.

Poor little thing looks so frightened.

I have given up on the stick built house. It looks like i’m going to end up in a mobile home after all. :(

I went and talked to a mobile home sales and they quoted me just under $80k for a 900 square foot single wide, set up and ready to move in.

I can do that. If i can find a lot cheep enough, and not overly unlevel.

Haa! Eat that rat, cats! Make sure you clean her nicely before you cook her. You never know where those reeky rats have been!

Elvis is so right. The mice will bring Buzzy now. They tried to cheat the Boys. Bad move, now they have one of their own. Next move the the girls.

For next week, I see a megaphone (or similar) being used in a ‘hostage exchange’ story … which I am SURE will go just oh – so – SMOOTHLY!! ;)

Lupin knows Ladies have power.

Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim’rous beastieO, what a pannic’s in thy breastie

My Mom’s Avon Lady had a Pink and Ivory 1958 Edsel.