Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 21, 2018

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    old.silvertip  about 6 years ago

    and if there is one thing I cannot abide, it is substitution failure.

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    painedsmile  about 6 years ago

    I have no idea what this is or means. I looked it up, saw the word “linguistics” and knew it was over my head. Maybe users like LINGUIST and THE OLD WOLF can help. Teresa must get some kind of sick thrill throwing out these obscure words and phrases, realizing that only a small subset of people can decipher them. Twisted Sister Tee.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Your lips are moving, I cannot hear

    Your voice is soothing, but the words aren’t clear

    You don’t sound different, I’ve learned the game

    I’m looking through you, you’re not the same

    —Looking Through You; The Froggals.

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    coltish1  about 6 years ago

    Stay tuned for next week’s episode of our hit new show, Lexical Integrity, where we’ll have a whole NEW flash card for your wonder and bemusement.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 6 years ago

    I would get this if I could see an x-ray.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 6 years ago

    The school district where I used to work once issued a binder just brimming with these kinds of phrases by which you were supposed to critique your own work.

    Everybody hated the damned things, but apparently some slick company had convinced the superintendant that worker output would increase if we just spent two hours a day filling out the forms and discussing them with our supervisors. Yeah.

    The day this expensive nonsense was dispensed with, the dumpsters were over-flowing with the binders and their attendant detritus.

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    INGSOC   about 6 years ago

    Read the description below image, which is in fine print..

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 6 years ago

    Also, for your consideration:

    substitution opacity = referential failure ….

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 6 years ago

    4-21, National Surprise Drug Test Day

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    6turtle9  about 6 years ago

    Choice blindness.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 6 years ago

    The Froggals croaked 50 years ago.

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    INGSOC   about 6 years ago

    She’s standing on a word bubble..

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    Arianne  about 6 years ago

    Leave it to Betty, to call a crock a crock.

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    My references are never opaque! I’m an Open Book!

    Obscure, maybe.

    Failure, sometimes.

    But I don’t need a ‘50s TV model (a.k.a. Leopold’s Mom at Scary Gary, for the cognoscenti) to advertise my failures, thank you; I allow the victims to heal their own wounds, as would any self-respecting villain….

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    olivefoote  about 6 years ago

    He looks like he’s used to her odd signs.

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