Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for April 20, 2018

My mother’s mother (silver hair) swore that my father’s mother (jet black hair) coloured her hair….she didn’t.

Has it been discussed why this man is going through all of this trouble for his stubble?

He needs to go ahead and shave cuz he starting to look like a bum

It’s simple, Bub, ask a man who isn’t a man or a woman who isn’t a woman…

Says the clerk, “I think I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

He asked the wrong clerk. He should have asked a younger one with spiky green hair, or any blue-haired old lady.

For those who don’t know much about beards, when it is first starting to grow it usually looks patchy and is stubbly. When it grows long enough to be flexible, it fills in nicely and becomes softer. You have to go through the first part to get to the second.

Time to take out the smartphone and start Googling!