Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for March 20, 2018

Oh man, if I even remotely knew Jennifer Lawrence, I would totally find a plushie Opus and have someone sew a watermelon plushie onto it as a present for her.

It’s what Opus imagines that Jen would lay in the universe where they are breeding partners.

Happiness is a state of mind that has little to do with reality.

Funny, I always visualized Opus as a Jackass Penguin…

Which is it nowadays? Fact or Faked?

Gee, I wonder what will hatch out of that lovely green egg. A green dragon?

Is Opus the new Mother Of Dragons?!

(He’s not as cute as the last one!)

“Look out, that train is heading right FOR you!”

“Hey, you have YOUR facts, and I have mine!”

“SQUISH!”

Click on the “Latest Tweet” below and this Link will make sense.

http://www.trend-chaser.com/entertainment/the-inside-scoop-about-monty-pythons-flying-circus/36/

Go Opus.

My dad always said, the two greatest mistakes of the latter twentieth century were made by an American and a British citizen. That American was Ronald Reagan, when he began ordering the dissolution of the state’s mental health institutions, releasing all the lunatics into the wild. The Briton was Sir Timothy Berners-Lee, when he invented the Internet shortly afterward.

Opus best not say more about Jennifer Lawrence’s melons. Steve’s cell’s getting a bit crowded already.

Opus is not an “emperor penguin.” He does not have a “breeding partner.” A watermelon is not “an egg.” And Jennifer Lawrence is…, well, what about her, Opus?

Those are my 2018 “factoids.” I reserve the right to revise them, however….

Jennifer SAUNDERS, maybe.