How do porcupines make love? Carefully. Very. Carefully.
Do porcupines have bad hair days?
Maybe they’re all bad hair days.
Let me guess. He’s from Florida… Kissimmee.
Scissors? I thought that’s why they made “needle-nose” pliers!
Is this a rePete?
Those are quills from his last date. God knows how he got them.
The big question is, “Quill he get lucky?”
He’s pining for the fijords.
He’s a stickler for good grooming.
Hope his date is as considerate.
Makes you wonder what ‘second base’ feels like…
If the first date is successful, will the 2nd date be called a sequill? And would that make the first date the prequill?
He better hope his date trims too!
His date will be pining for him.
No, it’s not Peter Quill.
His name’s not Pete; it’s Spike.
Darsan54 Premium Member about 6 years ago
How do porcupines make love? Carefully. Very. Carefully.
Bilan about 6 years ago
Do porcupines have bad hair days?
Maybe they’re all bad hair days.
gammaguy about 6 years ago
Let me guess. He’s from Florida… Kissimmee.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 6 years ago
Scissors? I thought that’s why they made “needle-nose” pliers!
J Short about 6 years ago
Is this a rePete?
J Short about 6 years ago
Those are quills from his last date. God knows how he got them.
uniquename about 6 years ago
The big question is, “Quill he get lucky?”
Radish the wordsmith about 6 years ago
He’s pining for the fijords.
SmashedHat about 6 years ago
He’s a stickler for good grooming.
Diat60 about 6 years ago
Hope his date is as considerate.
StratmanRon about 6 years ago
Makes you wonder what ‘second base’ feels like…
sandflea about 6 years ago
If the first date is successful, will the 2nd date be called a sequill? And would that make the first date the prequill?
paranormal about 6 years ago
He better hope his date trims too!
angie creator about 6 years ago
His date will be pining for him.
Stephen Gilberg about 6 years ago
No, it’s not Peter Quill.
Kind&Kinder about 6 years ago
His name’s not Pete; it’s Spike.