Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 14, 2018

At least she doesn’t play the harmonica by farting.

(Regular Show reference.)

“Well, over the years, you know, even a demon dabbles here and there.”

- Glottis, from Grim Fandango

I sense a new viral video coming.

Progress IS slow unless you’re a freaking genius, then the progress is rapid BUT they often run into a wall where they see themselves “As good as they need to be, to be better than anyone and everyone else” and lose the joy of rewards from challenges. So she’s better off just gradually getting better forever than getting good quickly and staying on the hill when there’s a whole mountain ahead to keep things interesting. :)

Especially when those magical beings have no thumbs.

She will eventually evolve to playing TWO kazoos! One for each Heavenly Nostril! Humans have not lived until they heard a kazoo riff in stereo

I imagine when you live has long as she’s implied to have, you would eventually start running out…

As a kid we used to put some waxed paper against one side of a comb and hum away on it.

So… a snute flute.

Fair. Stimulation must be hard.