Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 12, 2018

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 6 years ago

    That’s what happens when you hang around seedy diners…

    especially when the first thing you do is claim a bar perch.

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    Stevefk  about 6 years ago

    He would of called his friend but was afraid the cat might get his tongue.

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    donwalter  about 6 years ago

    …now THAT is funny.

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    jreckard  about 6 years ago

    He’s tweeting his review.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 6 years ago

    Bird is all a’twitter.

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    SmashedHat  about 6 years ago

    There’s always this weird “gick gick gick” sound when I’m trying to eat.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 6 years ago

    A friend volunteers at a no-kill pet shelter, and she tells me they have bird feeders outside the windows of the rooms for cats.

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    dnotkin Premium Member about 6 years ago

    The wording “…leaves something to be desired” is more familiar to me. I’ve not seen it this way.

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    Sue Ellen  about 6 years ago

    Relax, you’re the newest reality star on the Bird TV Channel.

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    pchemcat  about 6 years ago

    Sorry birdie but the feeder is really for the entertainment of the cats. The fact that it benefits you is purely coincidental.

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