Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 06, 2018

I’d say you’re struggling with the guitar!

He actually didn’t consume that much because he nursed each drink.

toddler bottler

Followed by the struggles with diaper rash.

Is that the one where you suck and suck but nothing comes out, and then you have to get burped?

Earlier that day: “My name is Mikey, and I’m a milkaholic.”

And why they had to ween him off breast feeding.

This isn’t “Baby Blues.”

As part of my work I communicate with other sites via IM. One guy was taking time off due to his baby being born. He was back a few days and said he will be late the following day, he has to take his son to school. I told him either you have more than one kid, or you have a child prodigy on your hands. Turns out his other son is 5.

“This is a song I wrote about my boss. It’s called, ‘My Struggle with the Boob.’”