Only because she doesn’t let me go out at 2 in the morning.
That’s why inter-species relationships never work out.
I prefer to think I’m classically (paper) trained.
Yes, that’s true. But she scratches up all the furniture!
To be fair, their place is a dump. Well, dump*ster.* But that’s only until he can get a raise at the plant—that is, the ficus he’s been eating. He can’t reach the top leaves. Too short.
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
Only because she doesn’t let me go out at 2 in the morning.
Lady Bri about 6 years ago
That’s why inter-species relationships never work out.
Jeff0811 about 6 years ago
I prefer to think I’m classically (paper) trained.
Fontessa about 6 years ago
Yes, that’s true. But she scratches up all the furniture!
eb110americana about 6 years ago
To be fair, their place is a dump. Well, dump*ster.* But that’s only until he can get a raise at the plant—that is, the ficus he’s been eating. He can’t reach the top leaves. Too short.