Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 24, 2018

These 2 will never get along.

So in some ways, he’s the same old Clyde.

Poor baby.

That’s what you get for buying some crummy no-name car.

When I was a child, the parents of a friend were wealthy. They owned a Cadillac. When I tried to open the electrically operated window, nothing happened. My friend’s mother said “they’re broken”.

So…how did your Porsche feel about dying?

But….Wouldn’t a Gremlin have been more sensible?

Having the best bad day IS a competition, after all…