Garfield by Jim Davis for March 19, 2018

Give it up, Jon. It’s getting old.

Hasn’t Liz destroyed that thing after the last dance?

That’s not a stem it’s a new branch growth

It may be spring Jon, but the body is in late summer, if not early autumn.

Give it to Liz. She can design it into a leotard-type outfit.

boy that pot needs to be repotted

But don’t let your stem out in public.

Another Peter Gabriel impression.

Jon put on 30 pounds.

I think I’m gonna go pull out my eyeballs real quick.

Oh good. Jon’s pregnant now.

If I let my stem out I could get arrested.

I am sure it shrunk in the dryer…yeah, that’s it.

So Jon is a fathead?

And the Dragoncat Award for Best LOL goes to DNTME!

Isn’t that the truth?

Give it an honourable death, Jon. BURN IT!!!