Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2018

I see the end of journalism schools in our future.

Those dam aliens again.

Rat is the one uninformed. EVERYONE knows the aliens landed in Missouri.

Why are you laughing? Display of EARNED Public Reputation could solve a LOT of our problems. Can you imagine being able to decide whose comments and links are actually WORTH your time with a quick check of a second icon? Even better, you could set a filter so that the trolls are invisible before that!

Watch out for the stutter bug! Each time I try to comment, it makes a second copy that needs to be deleted!

FNC, the Fake News Channel (formerly Fox News), tries to tell stories about alien conspiracies and other ridiculous conspiracy theory drivel whenever they’re not spinning their take on the stories that matter, like how Drumpf and his worshippers are so desperate over the special counsel investigation that here they are refusing to implement sanctions and releasing their fake memo portraying the FBI as corrupt in order to fire Mueller. It is for the reason outlined in the strip that I will never make a social media account again. I tried Pinterest last year, but I kept getting nude images that I never even searched for, no doubt from Neo-Soviet troll-bots.

An army of aliens just landed? Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.

Aliens must be pretty bored to land in Kansas.

The earlier wave of aliens were “the Greys”, but they’re so 20th Century. The future belongs to “the Brownbacks”.

Kansas? I wonder if any of them are named Dorothy?

Almost as “Accurate” as FAUX Noise.

Of course the aliens landed in Kansas! It’s much flatter than lumpy old Missouri!

Goat is too trusting of his sources….

If I was an alien, KANSAS would not be high on my destination list. Or Texas.

I thought I would check out FOX news site one day. I thought it was cute how they said Prez gives people “nicknames”. Pocahantas, Crooked Hillary, Lyin’ Bill, other fun nicknames like that. Hey, let’s give Prez a nickname, that will be fun.

I would suggest a prez nickname but it would be censored and you could not see it so why waste your time.

Relying?

The truth is out there….

Superman?