Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 13, 2017

Sidestep – shuffle – sidestep – shuffle – repeat until you’ve left the stage. It helps knowing where the exit is.

Right. I see. Don’t want to draw attention.

Good choice, Horace ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(Samson).

The better part of valor is discretion.

Today’s punch line is Horace ‘an sich.’

Try laughing as you go so others will think you got the joke and they didn’t.

If I stand in the punch line, can I also get some cookies?

Just walk away slowly – and into a bar!

Not a race horse.

Hey, is that my ex in a horse suit?

That’s also excellent advice that a unicorn (Amalthea) gave to Schmendrick the magician in “The Last Unicorn.” When the harpy Celaeno escaped her cage, Amalthea counseled that walking away was advisable (“You must never run from anything immortal; it attracts their attention”).