Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 15, 2017

A pantastic discovery.

Maybe Wallace would sent him the blueprints for his dressing-machine.

Just mention “dressing” and Cliff will cobble it together in no time.

Many years ago on the space station or shuttle, there was a short video made, showing an astronaut putting his pants on both legs at the same time. It was funny.

I can put my pants on two legs simultaneously, but only if I’m sitting on my bed.

We’re big pants people!

Remember folks, Brewster does this all off the cuff.

Everyone puts pants on the right leg first.

Cause whichever leg you start with is all right; then you do the leg that’s left.(Sorry)

Many years ago, the King of ID demonstrated bouncing up, and dropping down into pants held by servants. “One leg at a time,” he muttered.

That white-haired audience member is causing pants…

..and remember to use both legs of the pants…

Perhaps he would care to participate in my new game show: “So, You Think You Have Pants?” In which contestants (standing behind podiums and buzzers, of course) must determine, if they themselves are in fact, wearing pants.

“So, contestant, do you think you have pants?”

“Um, Yes?”

“NO! You have no pants!”

Maybe Brewster should watch a few shorts on pants, with a brief introduction.

I heard about someone who injured themselves badly when he was putting on his cycling bib-shorts.

Hairy breaks are fuzzy pants Norse style. Some pants came from “skirts” as the Romans and Greeks in their togas over time. Pantaloons seem to be that way.