Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 20, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member over 6 years ago

    So, you’re still in the closet? I guess that’s not a good place for ornithological neurology.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 6 years ago

    Is north still north and south still south?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 6 years ago

    The key to your broom stick’s in the moon dish with the silver spoon. Now quit having such a cow over it.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Sōsuke Aizen was able to dispel the Kōtotsu after absorbing the Hōgyoku.

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    INGSOC   over 6 years ago

    The broom closet does not serve a purpose. When finished with the broom and dustpan, the floor crew always seem to place both anywhere except back inside the broom closet..

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    coltish1  over 6 years ago

    Those two are pretty well-dressed for the boxing ring, I’d say.

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    Linguist  over 6 years ago

    A menudo confieso mis pecados a mi escoba favorita. ¡Es un barrido limpio!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 6 years ago

    Wisp brooms are for whispering

    Whisk brooms are for whiskey water confidentiality.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 6 years ago

    Grab a dancing broom and tweet sweet nothings in its ear bird brain.

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    Arianne  over 6 years ago

    If everyone would “sweep in front of his own front door,” what would we have to tweet about?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 6 years ago

    I am thankful for two days after tomorrow.-)

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 6 years ago

    Mr. Broom gets his black jacks going …

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Birds and Brooms!

    Don’t you guys get it? It’s Code! Even as I type, I am also attempting to decrypt Sr. Teresa’s True Meaning!

    Sr. Teresa does have a True Meaning, doesn’t she?

    Or is it too lame of me to ask?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 6 years ago

    True Meaning…up a mountain going north and down the other side… Turn around at top of mountain and go south back down the mountain.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 6 years ago

    ^

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Well dust my broom.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLz5q9J7W6k

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    painedsmile  over 6 years ago

    You guys are all a hoot. What would I do without this daily (insert a group word like murder, flock, herd, bevy) of lame froggies?

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