You’ve got a good point there, Nelson. Heck, I don’t even remember any bedtime stories my grandfather back in Arizona (bless his soul ten years ago) gave me when as a child.
One grandfather dead 6 years before I was born, and the other dead the year after I was born. Count your blessings Nelson, and ask him questions that will make him wish he hadn’t told you that.
Start the day with about a pint of vodka instead of breakfast. It will make the fooling around with things like colons and prostates a lot more bearable.
My grandfather didn’t tell me stories, but he did teach me a lot songs. I was probably the only girl in fifth grade who knew all the verses to “Heaven Will Protect the Working Girl”.
My gramp taught me about baseball, especially listening to the radio on warm summer afternoons on the porch. Of course that was back in the day when baseball was faster paced and exciting, not slow enough to induce a coma.
O Dani….my grandpa taught us songs as well while sitting on his lap. Waaaaay back in the late 50s. Our favorite was “Froggy Went Acourtin”. I think Nelson is extremely lucky to have a loving Grandpa who spends time with him, period.
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
You’ve got a good point there, Nelson. Heck, I don’t even remember any bedtime stories my grandfather back in Arizona (bless his soul ten years ago) gave me when as a child.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 6 years ago
One grandfather dead 6 years before I was born, and the other dead the year after I was born. Count your blessings Nelson, and ask him questions that will make him wish he hadn’t told you that.
linsonl over 6 years ago
Start the day with about a pint of vodka instead of breakfast. It will make the fooling around with things like colons and prostates a lot more bearable.
Dani Rice over 6 years ago
My grandfather didn’t tell me stories, but he did teach me a lot songs. I was probably the only girl in fifth grade who knew all the verses to “Heaven Will Protect the Working Girl”.
arolarson Premium Member over 6 years ago
My gramp taught me about baseball, especially listening to the radio on warm summer afternoons on the porch. Of course that was back in the day when baseball was faster paced and exciting, not slow enough to induce a coma.
lisard56 over 6 years ago
O Dani….my grandpa taught us songs as well while sitting on his lap. Waaaaay back in the late 50s. Our favorite was “Froggy Went Acourtin”. I think Nelson is extremely lucky to have a loving Grandpa who spends time with him, period.
Luanaphile over 6 years ago
Tonight will feature Earl’s electro-convulsive shock treatments.
Linguist over 6 years ago
At least Earl didn’t tell him a bedtime story about his vasectomy !
J Short over 6 years ago
The worst part of the story was the prep.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 6 years ago
I’m looking forward to the book deal and the movie.
Number Three over 6 years ago
Tonight will be a story about Grandpa’s prostate exam…
xxx
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
Having the actual procedure is easy. Preparation is the hard part.
greatgrannyszoo over 6 years ago
My grandfather died 63 yrs ago and I still miss him my boys miss my dad he is gone 11yrs ago.. Enjoy then while you can…