Jeff Stahler for March 16, 2017

Sudden terrible thought: Need we end up (or down) fearing our toilets, too?

I’m a nerd who loves gadgets and technology, and I still don’t understand why anyone would want an internet connected refrigerator, toaster, or microwave. It’s a stupid idea. Voice or motion activated TV are also stupid ideas. Your TV is already activated by the motion you make to press the button on the remote.

Is that Trump’s guy who bought the microwave for their strategy room?

Moderately inspired by Kellyanne Conway.

I heard that if you wear an aluminium foil hat the camera can not see you, is this true?

The camera is in the microwave because you can’t put tin foil in there.

Intelligence agencies actually spy on people! What a revelation

Read all about it in the World Nut Daily. . .

Just this morning I had a conversation with the former president on my coffee pot.

Of course Trump really didn’t mean “wiretapping.” I got a piece of wire yesterday and I tapped on it with my finger and several other objects and nothing happened. Maybe this is some kind of a joke.

Kellyanne Con-job, alternative science and technology expert.

Now the story is that she was just joking. I swear that woman can’t tell the difference between her high school lunchroom and the White House.

The nursery monitors are much more high tech too. Lots of folks have been spooked by a strange voice suddenly being heard.