Cave man: I'm always on edge, doc, like I can never let my guard down and just relax. So how do you do it, doc?...Doc?...
Bear: *URP*
Caption: Why it took a while for psychiatry to catch on.
Just wondering. Why are the Democrat candidates always referred to by their first names but the Republican candidates are always referred to by their last names?
The Illinois primary is Tuesday 15 March 2016, We have early voting that started Monday 29 February. Last Monday morning I rode my bicycle 3½ miles to the polling place and voted for Bernie Sanders to be the presidential candidate. I also voted for representative Tammy Duckworth, a wounded Iraq/Afghanistan veteran, to be the Democratic candidate to run against republican senator Kirk in November. I voted for Kim Foxx to replace Cook county states attorney Anita Alverez.
I love Wiley’s bears, but having been around them, trapped or tranquillized hundreds of them to move THEM to avoid conflicts with idiot PEOPLE, and never having encountered one actually attacking people unprovoked, the “Wiley Ursus diet”, is only wishful thinking. If bears WERE as beligerent and aggressive as humans, the woods would indeed be unsafe.
BTW even grizzly bears are very even tempered, just always pissed off if you’re in THEIR territory! Respect them, and THEIR territorial rights, they ignore you. Something humans could learn from.
Yes, I guess it’s just coincidence for this election.We do have campaign signs and commercials but not as much. Some time this year, we will have a Federal election and the parties will save their money until the date is announced. I’m betting on July. Selecting candidates is an internal party matter so most of us have very little to do with that. Campaigns can be several months or just a few weeks depending on how and when the prime minister decides.
I don’t know, I like Sister Pooh’s advice; “If a chicken comes in my house, it will wind up on a plate; if you go in the bear’s house, you will get eaten”.Look her up on youtube; she’s hilarious.
Superfrog about 8 years ago
Psychiatry didn’t take off until they invented receptionists.
Say What? Premium Member about 8 years ago
Open door policy needs rethinking, but the doctor-patient confidentiality policy is top-notch.
pbarnrob about 8 years ago
You’ll get whomever the privately-owned Tabulator says you get, and NO, you may not look at the ballots, any of you!
strictures about 8 years ago
I saw the Bernie Bus Friday in Chicago.
penny83522 about 8 years ago
Wiley draws great bears.
luvcmx about 8 years ago
@Dogsniff: Here in Vermont it was 115,863 for Bernie and only 18,335 for the Hill.
Superfrog about 8 years ago
Just wondering. Why are the Democrat candidates always referred to by their first names but the Republican candidates are always referred to by their last names?
Flash Gordon about 8 years ago
The Illinois primary is Tuesday 15 March 2016, We have early voting that started Monday 29 February. Last Monday morning I rode my bicycle 3½ miles to the polling place and voted for Bernie Sanders to be the presidential candidate. I also voted for representative Tammy Duckworth, a wounded Iraq/Afghanistan veteran, to be the Democratic candidate to run against republican senator Kirk in November. I voted for Kim Foxx to replace Cook county states attorney Anita Alverez.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
The patient was baring his soul and the shrink couldn’t “bear” it!
Diat60 about 8 years ago
Ouch! Puns may be the lowest form of humor, but I love it.
dsom8 about 8 years ago
If anyone ever wanted proof that this comment board is skewed left…
dabugger about 8 years ago
Last laugh is on the doc., he was a vegetarian. That furniture? What kind of skin was it?
michael3114 about 8 years ago
Good grief! The majority of comments on this comic is about politics. Can’t we just enjoy reading comics without the political BS?
zeexenon about 8 years ago
And God said, “Better to be eaten by a bear than commit suicide, dear psychiatrist.” “Sylvia Plath, NEXT” (I know, it’s a stretch.)
Dtroutma about 8 years ago
I love Wiley’s bears, but having been around them, trapped or tranquillized hundreds of them to move THEM to avoid conflicts with idiot PEOPLE, and never having encountered one actually attacking people unprovoked, the “Wiley Ursus diet”, is only wishful thinking. If bears WERE as beligerent and aggressive as humans, the woods would indeed be unsafe.
BTW even grizzly bears are very even tempered, just always pissed off if you’re in THEIR territory! Respect them, and THEIR territorial rights, they ignore you. Something humans could learn from.
nosirrom about 8 years ago
Early Psychiatric practices were hampered by the bear necessities.
Superfrog about 8 years ago
Yes, I guess it’s just coincidence for this election.We do have campaign signs and commercials but not as much. Some time this year, we will have a Federal election and the parties will save their money until the date is announced. I’m betting on July. Selecting candidates is an internal party matter so most of us have very little to do with that. Campaigns can be several months or just a few weeks depending on how and when the prime minister decides.
kaffekup about 8 years ago
I don’t know, I like Sister Pooh’s advice; “If a chicken comes in my house, it will wind up on a plate; if you go in the bear’s house, you will get eaten”.Look her up on youtube; she’s hilarious.
dmk57 about 8 years ago
Bears…. Why is it always bears?