Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 31, 2015

Four more and you would’ve had a strike.

Today’s humor is from the gutter.

I would hate to be sitting next to Pig in THAT game.

Ok, I get that Pig injured the first one, but who throw the ball to the other five?

Pig had the concept. He just failed to quite grasp the execution.

Pig had the concept. He just failed to quite grasp the execution.

I didn’t know Pig was strong enough to toss that thing around.

We all know that Pastis spares no expense for striking humor.Er… At least he kept it out of the gutter this time.

They were knocked off their pins.

What is Goat standing on? It looks like an albino turtle.

It was right up their alley.

That’s six lawsuits against, Pig

From the comments, it looks like this one was right up everyone’s alley.

I’m surprised he still has it. I would’ve expected a bowling ball confiscation, not a bowling ball return.

Pig wasn’t even wearing proper bowling shoes! I’d blame this tragic turn of events equally on stadium security, but it is Pig who is probably banned for life.Six hospitalized? Well, it’s hard, keeping a 16-pound bowling ball airborne. I imagine a lot of broken fingers….

What is Goat standing/sitting on?

A nice link between baseball and bowling — strikes. FWIW — the other night at the Dodger game someone had a blow-up dolphin that was being knocked around. Not as much fun as a bowling ball, but noteworthy nonetheless.

“Were”

Oh dear.

xxx

i’m striking this from my memory

It was reported that soccer players who routinely head the ball suffer a measurable 10% loss of intelligence. According to Jay Leno, bowlers who routinely head the ball suffer a measurable 90% loss of intelligence.

I assume Rat put him up to it.

It got so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

No, it was a BALL game.