Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 15, 2010

Love the tongue on Ishy!

Me too. Marg. He’s like “neener, neener” we stole your golf cart.

Lio and Ishy joyriding around the golf course: YES! Shake up the old bad-fashion set!

How hard can it be to hotwire a golf cart?

“A good walk spoiled,” indeed.

Nice one, Ish.

Hahaha!! Nyah,Nyah,Nyah!

Ishy be the baddest friend ever.

Where’s Bill Murray when you need him?

Now we know where the term dune BUGGY came from.

Tire tracks or double squid swing divots?

PBARNROB As a child , my friends told me that you just connect the two wires under the key. Of course I never did that at the country club next door. I just found lost golf balls in the woods and never touched the equipment.

Would’a been funnier to have a robot caddy stomp it flat, and say oops, than to just steal it.

It looks like Lio is flying away with the cart and the guy is wondering why the tracks disappear!

Did no-one notice that Lio mashed the ball into the sand? The tire tracks, the WTF stance. Insult to injury.,

Hi, Jack.

I hope Ishy’s wearing a seat belt; those carts can go as fast as a Segway!

Is this how Tiger Woods crashed his vehicle?

The golf cart must be Lio’s birthday present. (But who would give Lio a golf cart?)