In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 25, 2010

putt-putt course in Florida

Have you been there, EMET?. Warning: Golf can be hazardous to your health!

Groan.

The Laws of Golf:

LAW 21: If it ain’t broke, try changing your grip.

LAW 22: Golfers who claim they don’t cheat, also lie.

LAW 23: A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent’s luck.

More laws later

When they said it was a water hazard, they weren’t kidding.

I’m in Florida right now…. its no lie i saw some for my self yesterday.. caddy said the funniest thing he saw was a young gator poped out and ran off back to the water with a golfers ball XD

This almost happened yesterday in the Zurich Classic in New Orleans. They were trapping a gator that was bothering the players on the 17 and 18th hole.

Alligator Alley (also known as Everglades Parkway[2]) is a section of Interstate 75 (State Road 93) and State Road 84 extending from Naples on the west coast of Florida to Weston on the east. First opened in 1969,[3] most of the highway traverses the Everglades.

Don’t worry. The pythons will get them before they get you.

Florida biathlon: golf + wind sprints.

Law 23b: A golf match for me.. is a test of my opponent’s golf skills against my accounting skills.

See you later……………………