Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 18, 2014

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Oh, that brings back memories.“Grandma, what’s for dinner?”“Beaks ’n feet.”

    Not that she ever MADE that, but it’s what she said.(wistful smile)

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    Beaks and feet are highly thought of in Chinese cooking. But then, as I was told by those who know, “In China we eat anything with legs but a table; anything with wings but an airplane.”

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 9 years ago

    “Nope. I got that at Beaks, Feet & Beyond!”

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    JChris1689  over 9 years ago

    Bird – the taste cats crave.

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    dflak  over 9 years ago

    I gave all my other friends a 5 pack of beer.

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    Jason Scarborough  over 9 years ago

    He kinda looks like the Cosstello cat from Tweety Birds first short

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Why whatever do you mean? And I don’t think I like your tone or your implications either, mister!

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    darkhumorman  over 9 years ago

    I think it’s been re-gifted.

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    MetalOverCountry  over 9 years ago

    This really happens, I once found a bird’s head and one wing and that was it on my garage step. Bleh!

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