Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 18, 2010

beware of the high fructose corn syrup you just drank. yes you.

So kind of the Floogus to help him out with the proper spelling.

So that’s what it’s called. I hope it never needs some eyeglasses.

My name is Floogus. But you can call me Floogus. That’s capital-F, l, o, o, g, u, s.–Floogus! Okay?

i seeeeeee..

Is anyone seeing the creature from ” The Holy Grail”? I gotta stop drinkin’ all that cough syrup.

That would be the Black Beast of Arrrrrrrrrr…

pretty friendly-looking floogus

Exactly what I pictured a Floogus to look like.

When in doubt, check with the source.

Sure that’s not Chthuflhugus?

Fifteen Legged Optically Optimal Ghastly Undersea Somethingerother

Is that Floogus of this world?

cdward -

pretty good! you could work naming things for the government… :)

I just got over a bad cold. Once all of the Floogus was expelled, I felt much better.

Floogus, Floogus Bo Boogus Bonana fanna fo Foogus Fee fy mo Moogus, Floogus

And beware of it, why, exactly? :D

cdward: Nice.

GEE1G, what’s the quote from?

Floogus? Hey, Vonnegut, do you read lips? Floog-YOU!

So THAT’S what a Floogus looks like…. Always wanted to know…

“A flat foot floogie with the floy-floy” was a reference to a hooker with the clap in an old jazz song back in the day. No relation whatsoever to our friend the Floogus, I assure you!

Just like that Lio comes up with a name for his new pet.

Keep Gee1G away from me. I’m laughing my eyes out. :)

Goes with the floo every time. (See ID)

spends a fortune on his restasis rx.

You know, I have a pet Floogus.

The tentacles? All the better to pry open windows and doors with. The eyes? All the better to see you in the shower with. That’s why you should beware of the Floogus.

Why beware of the Floogus? Isn’t it obvious, Lio’s new friend is a peeping tom.