Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 23, 2000
Transcript:
"I can't believe we're in Las Vegas." "And there's a wedding chapel!" "The "Burnin' love marriage chapel!" Marriages performed by an authentic Elvis impersonator! Come on, let's go!" "Hi! If we pay you in cash, will you marry us right now?" "UH-huh!" "Right this way, y'all!" "I'm impressed, Norman, you're obviously going to wait until the last second to wimp out!"