Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 24, 2000
Transcript:
"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "Oh, sure" "And do you, Norman, take this woman..." "Norman, it's ok to wimp out, now! You've proven your point!" "To be your lawfully wedded wife?" "I promise to never call you a wimp again! You da man! Now call it off and let's go home!" "I do." "I now pronounce y'all husband and wife!" "AAUUUGHHH!!"