Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 29, 2003
Transcript:
Man: What is the most compassionate letter you've ever written? King: Hmmm...let's see... It had to be the one I wrote to Rodney when the Huns caught him for spying on them Man: Surely you took into account that they could intercept the letter and hang him out to dry! King: Why must you press people always question my allegiance to my loyal troops?! Man: Uh, sorry, sire,what did your letter say? King: ...it said "dearest Rodney....there is no sob price I wouldn't pay right now...not to be you.