I read the news today, oh boy
About those lucky Brits who made the break
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photographs
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They blew their minds out in the war
They didn’t notice that the world had changed
A world of people stood and stared
They’d seen olde England’s face before
But nobody was really sure if it was the same at all
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I saw a tweet today, oh, boy
The English Right had just won the vote
A world of people were dismayed
But I just had to look
Having just been took
They’d love to turn on you
Choked up, felt out of bread
Incited the mob in olde Hempstead
Found a lie down there and drank it up
And looking up I noticed I was white
Turned my coat and grabbed my bat
Racist now— in seconds flat
Brown skin ain’t British, bloke
Aryans spoke and I went into a dream
I streamed the news today, oh boy
40 million against Brexit’s win
And though the votes were rather small
They had to be appalled
Now they know how many votes it takes to turn them all
I’d love to turn you off on
I read the news today, oh boy
About those lucky Brits who made the break
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photographs
£
They blew their minds out in the war
They didn’t notice that the world had changed
A world of people stood and stared
They’d seen olde England’s face before
But nobody was really sure if it was the same at all
€
I saw a tweet today, oh, boy
The English Right had just won the vote
A world of people were dismayed
But I just had to look
Having just been took
They’d love to turn on you
£
Choked up, felt out of bread
Incited the mob in olde Hempstead
Found a lie down there and drank it up
And looking up I noticed I was white
Turned my coat and grabbed my bat
Racist now— in seconds flat
Brown skin ain’t British, bloke
Aryans spoke and I went into a dream
€
I streamed the news today, oh boy
40 million against Brexit’s win
And though the votes were rather small
They had to be appalled
Now they know how many votes it takes to turn them all
I’d love to turn you off on