Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 21, 2000

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling The Concept of Virtue Meets Dracula Dracula: Ah, welcome to my castle, Concept of Virtue. Dracula: Of course you may use my phone, it's pouring outside. Dracula: Now, Concept of Virtue, I will suck your blood. Cont'd! Comics For The Elderly* *Formerly, "Hey, Old People! Comics!" Old Man: What are you doing? Teenager: Sending an email. Old Man: E-mail?! Get out into the fresh air and meet someone! Teenager: Hey, thanks! Great idea! Old Man: 23-skidoo! "Our Pals" N' Their Neuroscience Jokes Kid: Mom wants to know what controls systemic osmoregulation. Father: Osmoreceptors and neuropeptides released in the hypothalamus. Funny, Funny Celebs Salma Hayek: Hey, Gang! Anyone know what time it is? George Clooney: Yes, Salma Hayek. I'm sure SOMEONE does. Salma Hayek: Ha-ha, George Clooney. I meant anyone HERE! Stock Sitcom Gags Presented In Comics Form Woman #1: I'm so sorry I flirted with Jim. I'm scum! Woman #1: I'm beneath scum...I'm a total SLIMEBALL. Woman #1: I'm...hey, aren't you gonna stop me? Woman #2: No, you're doing fine. Johnny and His Comically Large Sandwich Johnny: ! Sandwich: What're you looking at? Johnny: Nothing.