Ted Rall for June 05, 2001
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Hey young'uns! Tired of getting dissed by the "greatest generation"? Even boomers, Xers and Y's can follow their path to glory! Here's how: Bring back Racism (Man: The "greatest generation" thought nothing of throwing around offensive insults. To be like them, act like them!) (Man 2: Shut the hell up, Kike!) (Man 1: Yes- just like that!) Screw up the Economy (Woman 2: I know: Let's all borrow tons of money and use it to buy inflated stocks! Then we can survive the resulting depression!) (Man 2: Hel-lo, daytrade.com!) Fight a pointless war (Man 2: Of course it's sad that millions of people had to die, but don't fret about your defeat. We'll let you run the whole continent in a few years.) Snear at your kids (Man 3: You haven't suffered... you're weak! Now go build me some monuments and feel inadequate)