Ted Rall for December 29, 1999
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Hey heathens! Take this, Jesus freaks! WWMD: Sometimes I can't decide whether to behead my cheating wife or cut off my thieving son's hands. That's when I ask myself: what would Mohammed do? What would Jesus guess? Exactly. I also have a "what would Shiva do" screensaver for when I have PMS. "What would Vishnu do?" Now practitioners of non-christian religions can exclude others with mysterious acronyms of their own! WWZD: If you don't know what WWZD means, then no one can explain it to you, godless wretch. I wasn't asking. Too hard for you messiah nuts? Too bad! "Would what Zoroaster do?" Figure this one out, Christ-heads! What would Buddha do? He'd have another! Atheists don't despair! Whenever I face a moral dilemma, I always wonder: what would the world wrestling federation do to the world wildlife fund? Free sign WWWWFDWWF