Ted Rall for May 11, 1998
Transcript:
The Focus Group Man: Thank you all for coming tonight. In exchange for $20 and stale pastries and coffee with nondairy cramer, you've all agreed to share your opinions about our product since we're too afraid of the shareholders to have opinions of our own. Now-please answer the following question: if our product was a guy, what kind of guy would it be? Man 2: A spineless sniveling coward. Man 3: Definitely an idiot an idiotic wuss. Man 4: Great! What if it were a dog?