Ted Rall for November 29, 1997
Transcript:
The new legal thriller from John Grisham... The stenographer (Woman: I got an exciting new career in just 4 weeks) Stephanie first noticed that something was amiss during a routine deposition... (Man: J'ai Extend une explosion aloes j'ai commence a courir!) (Woman: What the-?) Her big mistake was confiding her suspicious to her boss. (Woman: The lawyers, the D.A.s- they're all aliens speaking in gibberish!) (Man: Ne the tracasses pas... je vans t'aider!) Now she's on the run through the streets of Memphis, trying to escape the mob, the Klan and the rotarians. (Woman: The F.B.I. the C.I.A. the F.D.A- they're all frogs!) Will she get the evidence to a dashing young reporter for the Birmingham news? (Woman: I have a dozen rolls of stenographer paper that prove everything!) Alas, nah