Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for November 12, 2010
Transcript:
Wally: Andy, I bet you're glad you're not in middle school anymore. Wally: Judging from your cousin Holly and her friends, middle-school girls are COM-PLI-CATED! Who ever heard of a "BANGS CRISIS"?? Andy: It does get better. Andy: In high school they have a BANGS CRISIS HOTLINE.
somebodyshort@taker48 + harebell = serious need of professional help. Unpaid intern freelance shamen are tired of hearing about it. “At least I feel something.” “You should feel like an idiot.” Cutters. Bah, humbug. Evolution in action.