Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for December 27, 1996
Transcript:
Joan: Leon? What are you doing here? Leon: It's Christmas, babe! I came to see you and the little guy! Joan: His name is Max. But wait! You left before you knew that! Leon: C'mon. Don't hold a grudge! I've been thinkin' about you, sending good thoughts! Joan: Happy thoughts from the Caribbean. Silly me, I'd rather get child support. Leon: Hey, I would if I could, but the exchange rate is killing me!!
What exchange rate? The USVI uses the US dollar!