Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 14, 2017
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november 18th is mickey's birthday! how much do you care? manifest disney the five warning signs bird: how do you like your eggs? 1. little forest friends greet you each morning. rage man: it's a small spoonful of hakuna matata after all 2. a happy song vanquishes your troubles. man: gawrsh 3. you experience spontaneous digit loss. also, your ears stop working in perspective. zzzzzz 4. while you sleep, michael eisner & his imagineers iron the wrinkles out of your brain. man: it could be worse. i could be a hanna barbarian! man 2: heathen 5. but you're cool with it.
Not at all. Corporate Disney just bought 21st Century Fox for $52.4 billion….
That would buy a lot of mousetraps….