Woman: Um, what are you doing? Man: Getting the Oreo dust out of the bottom of the cookie jar. An Oreo is a terrible thing to waste.
A dog’s mouth is supposed to have fewer germs than human hands, but I’d rather be licked by a cat, ‘cause they don’t slobber.
A dog’s mouth is supposed to have fewer germs than human hands, but I’d rather be licked by a cat, ‘cause they don’t slobber.