Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 10, 2000
Transcript:
Woman: I'd like to return these slacks. They were a present. I don't think I have the receipt...let me check...nope. And I did cut off all the tags but I'm pretty sure they were bought at this store. At least I put them in a bag from this store, see? So this won't be a problem, will it? Remember what they say, "the customer is always..." Clerk: Stupid? Woman: Hold on, I think I've lost my wallet. No receipt, no tags, no clue.