I’m sure her breakups have been resplendent, whatever the hell that means.
And “…that could be a butt half” may be the first time that sentence has been spoken too.
I bet Grandma knows more about welding than she lets on…(there was once this guy…)
Trout is looking for a slag hammer for her birthday.
Cultivating her “Mom spit (snot)"
Look, the seat is fine if you just stand the entire time you ride it.
A little WD-40 should take care of the tears.
Leave the paint there too.
Why don’t they just read their own panels?
Hey, if it’s below your standards, lower your standards…
I’m sure her breakups have been resplendent, whatever the hell that means.