We found out a week later that the Minister had not signed the license. We had been living in sin for 7 days without knowing it. 37 years later it doesn’t seem to have been that big a deal.
Ole Pumpkin Head’s grandfather changed his name from Drumpf to Trump so that the rest of the family would not be shamed by what was to come. Truly a man of great consideration and forethought.
A hotdog vendor makes an almost perfect kidnapping victim. He supplies his own ransom (hotdogs and money) and if he is kept only over the winter no-one will miss him.
One hoss shay.