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1. almost 12 years ago on Bloom County

   I’m trying to remember what Arthur Dent told Vogon Jeltz… it didn’t work, but against Lola, it might…

2. almost 12 years ago on Lost Side of Suburbia

   Just her luck, to find herself in more of an “Edmund Fitzgerald” situation than a “Save the Beer, Lads!” one…

3. almost 12 years ago on Garfield

   When has he ever been allowed to eat it himself? It’s what he would like to eat if he ever had the chance.

4. almost 12 years ago on Dick Tracy

   I’m so glad they left it off Jolene Blalock!

   Brilliant business decision- cancel the show just as they figured out how to make it great!

5. almost 12 years ago on Bloom County

   “Progressive”

6. almost 12 years ago on [Deleted]

   No matter who counted or how, Bush kept coming up winner. The media even did the full recount afterwords, and no matter what standards were used, Bush still won. That went in the Memory Hole pretty quickly… but I’ll never forget the sight of that one man- the old fellow who always happened to be in the middle of the screen when the media showed counting being done- and he always seemed to have some excuse to hold the ballot up to the light. We were supposed to think there were a horrendous lot of ballots that were hard to make out, you see…

7. almost 12 years ago on Non Sequitur

   It’s very simple. He can’t just rescue the dogs, because they would all be miserable without their humans. My sister gave my Dad a Yorkie by sneaking up behind him and plopping it on his chest. He took one glance at my Dad, and utterly relaxed, looking worshipfully into his face. He’d found his Pawpaw, and that was all that mattered to him. Thirteen years later, he still spends time doing that… no way would Heaven be Heaven to him, if his Pawpaw wasn’t there…

8. almost 12 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   There’s an imaginary pet tiger in the strip somewhere?

9. almost 12 years ago on Red and Rover

   But when i was a kid back then, TV consisted mostly of bowling and Perry Mason reruns…

10. almost 12 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Why substitute another voice for one you’ve had in the can since 1966? The original vocalist could be long dead, the recordings don’t evaporate upon death…