Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 03, 2013
September 02, 2013
September 04, 2013
Transcript:
Mailman: I guess sending the cat after the bird wasn't such a great idea. Poncho: Nonsense! We just have to send something after that cat! Poncho: What comes next in that old lady/spider rhyme? She swallowed a cat to catch the bird, she swallowed a… Poncho: Aw, snap. Poncho: Eeeasy…!
There was an Old Lady song
There was an old lady who swallowed a flyI don’t know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she’ll die!There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she’ll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;How absurd to swallow a bird.She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she’ll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;Fancy that to swallow a cat!She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she’ll die!
There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;What a hog, to swallow a dog;She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she’ll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,I don’t know how she swallowed a cow;She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she’ll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse…She’s dead, of course!