Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 23, 1978
Transcript:
Lucy walks in the house wearing a scowl and slams the door.<BR><BR> She stands near Linus, who is sitting on a footstool watching t.v. Lucy exclaims,"Boy, do I feel crabby!"<BR><BR> Linus looks up and says,"Maybe I can be of help."<BR><BR> He gestures to the footstool, smiles, and says,"Whey don't you just take my place here in front of the tv while I go and fix you a nice snack?"<BR><BR> He walks off saying,"Sometimes we all need a little pampering to help us feel better...."<BR><BR> He returns with a tray of food. He says,"See? I came right back! Here's a nice sandwich for you, some chocolate chip cookies and a cold glass of milk..."<BR><BR> He asks,"Now, is there anything else I can get you?" He continues,"Is there anything I haven't thought of?" She replies,"Yes, there's one thing that you haven't thought of..."<BR><BR> He flips over as she yells,"I DON'T WANNA FEEL BETTER!!"<BR><BR>
That’s an obvious fact considering that Lucy is a lost cause.