Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 18, 2004
Transcript:
Danae: C'mon, Kate... let's get started on becoming celebrities. Kate: Uh... ok, doing what? Danae: Sigh. Put down the book and pick up the remote if you want to learn about life in America, sister. Kate: You mean getting our own show? Danae: No... that would take time, might require some talent, and would definitely mean work. I'm talking about the television culture, where you become a celebrity for being famous, and you stay famous by being a celebrity... like the Hilton sisters. Kate: Gasp! Danae: All we have to do is figure out how they got started on their road to irrational fame. Kate: They were born into unimaginable wealth and privilege, Danae. Joe: Ok, what have I unwittingly done now to ruin your life? Danae: Let's just say how fitting it is that you're sitting in a la-z-boy, Daddy no-bucks...