Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 12, 1996

Transcript:

newsman: And now, this news update...In response to our report on hypersensitivity and censorship of american media in the nineties, Muriel Lambast tells us she was offended by the implications of the story. We regret any offense taken by our report, and hereby retract everything that was said, and we're firing the offending reporter. Now back to our lead story, watching grass grow. man: Give it a rest, Muriel...