Monty by Jim Meddick for December 20, 2007
Transcript:
"Max, are you OK? You look a bit agitated." "It's my germ phobia... I thought if I exposed myself to your apartment, I'd get over it... but it... it's not working." "If only there was something clean I could cling to!... just one small oasis of cleanliness!" "Hang in there, Max!" "Look Max, see!... A bar of soap.... soap, Max!..." "Dear Lord! Even the soap is dirty!..." "I can pretty much guarantee you that that is an arm hair and not an underarm hair..."
…or even worse, an underwear hair…