Monty by Jim Meddick for March 07, 2006
Transcript:
"Wait! It's not safe to wander after dark because of...'the Others.'" "'The Others'?" "They're mysterious people in the forest." "They've killed some of us!..." "They abducted my son!" "And they stole my Crest Whitening Strips!" "Um. Actually I took the whitening strips. You were exceeding the manufacturer's recommended dosage..." "I want them back, woman!"