Monty by Jim Meddick for October 27, 2005
Transcript:
"The ice cubes in my Dr. Pepper have melted and diluted the flavor." "Well, that's your problem because I'm leaving..." "Leaving?! You can't let me die alone!" "You're not dying...even your cold is going away!" "Moondog, if you leave now I'm seriously considering writing you out of my will!" "Go ahead. I don't care anymore." "Well, you can just kiss my 3-in-1 food dehydrator goodbye!"
This whole episode is ridiculous even by Monty’s standards.. good grief! ;)